I hate vacuuming! It is like pushing and pulling a dead pig around the floor. I think I need a riding vacuum like the lawn mower. Maybe I will invent one.
And before you say that I need a different vacuum, let me tell you that I have a Dyson, which rates pretty well up there, as far as vacuums go.
There. Now I have had my say and I feel better. Thanks for letting me vent.